Garbageman
you ain't no punk, you punk. you wanna talk about the real junk?
if i ever slip, i'll be banned 'cause i'm your garbageman. 
well you can't dig me you can't dig nothin'.
do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'?
do you understand? i'm your garbageman.

yeah, somethin' from the garage and down the driveway.
now get outta your mind and get outta my way.
now do you understand? do you understand?
louie, louie, louie, lou-i the bird's the word and do you know why?
you gotta beat it with a stick. you gotta beat it 'til it's thick.
you gotta live until you're dead. you gotta rock 'til you see red.
now do you understand? do you understand? i'm a garbageman.
aw, jump on and ride...

yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps.
one half hillbilly and one half punk. big long legs and one big mouth.
the hottest thing from the north to come out of the south.
do you understand? do you understand?
woo, i can't lose with the stuff i use, and you don't choose no substitutes.
so stick out your can 'cause i'm your garbageman.

louie, louie, louie, lou-i the bird's the word and do you know why?
you gotta beat it with a stick. you gotta beat it 'til it's thick.
you gotta live until you're dead. you gotta rock 'til you see red.
now do you understand? do you understand? do you understand?
all right, hop off. 

New kind of kick
life is short filled with stuff
don't know what for i ain't had enough
i learned all I know by the age of nine
but i could better myself if i could only find
some new kind of kick something i ain't had
some new kind of buzz i wanna go hog mad

i'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin'
for something i ain't had before
i'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin'
to find some new kind of kick gimme a kick
like baby needs mom like susie needs dick
this baby needs some new kind of kick

i want some new kind of kick
i'm lookin' and lookin' and lookin'
for something i ain't had before
i'm lookin and lookin' and lookin'
to find some new kind of kick
i want some new kind of kick

TV Set
Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set

Oh baby I hear you on my radio
Yeah baby I hear you on my radio
You know I flip flip flip for my radio
You're going drip drip drip on my radio
AM radio
PM radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio... Like this!

Oh baby I see you in my Frigidaire
Yeah baby I see you in my Frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold
You won't get old
'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire
Yahhhhhhh....

Oh baby look so good in my crib at night
Yeah baby look so good in my crib at night
I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
Oh, I missed some there
Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug... ah ha ha!

Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I seen you I've been so upset

Hot pearl snatch
Baby you're a pearl but you're such a tease.
That thing a danglin' there's brought me to my knees.
You parade it 'round town so everybody knows.
Oh Oh I'm-a-gonna steal the show.
Gonna get that thing baby that's a fact.
Baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.

So temptin' baby such a pretty box.
All fancy wrappin's and a bow on top.
I try not to think about it but it's hard.
Ya always got it out layin' 'round the yard.
Too hot to handle and a crime at that.
Baby I'm-a-talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.

Gonna get my hatchet hack it off and snatch it. Jerk it right off o'you.
I gotta get-a-way...baby you can't catch it. Do a swan dive on that jewel.
Put it in my satchel then I'll lay a patch.
Aw baby I'm just talkin' 'bout that hot pearl snatch.

What's inside a girl
Whoa...there's some things baby I just can't swallow.
Mama told me that girls are hollow. Uh-uh...What's inside a girl?
Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.
Ya gotta pointy bra...ten inch waist. Long black stalkings all over the place.
Boots...buckles...belts outside. Whatcha got in there yer tryin' a-hide? Hmmm?
What's inside a girl? Ain't no hotter question in a so-called civilized world.

Can't see it by satellite baby that's cheatin'.
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'.
The King of Saim sent a telegram sayin' "Wop bop a loop a lop a lop boom bam!"
Wooee...What's inside a girl? Somethin's tellin' me there's a whole nuther world.
Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot?
Whatcha got...whatcha got...Whatcha got in the pot?
In the bottom of your bottomless bodypit. You got somethin' and I gotta get it.
Come onnn...What's inside a girl?

Like da itty bitty baby takes apart his toys.
I'm gonna find what's rilin' up the boys.
Sugar and spice is just a bluff. You can tell me baby...what is that stuff?!
Come on...What's inside a girl? That wavy gravy got my head in a whirl.

How far can too far go
Stick 'em up baby reach for the sky. Here's something you might like to try.
I know a place that's far from here. Where the squares they won't come near.
How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go?

You'll be the queen of the tractor pull. In your training gear you'll break all the rules.
I like it tough and I don't talk my kicks. If I had a hammer I'd show you some tricks.
How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go?

I know a place that's far from here. Where the squares they won't come near.
A smell of honey...a sqallow of brine. Let's whoop it up have a real bad time.
How far! How far! How far baby! How far can too far go?

goo goo muck
when the sun goes down and the moon comes up
i turn into a teenage goo goo muck
i cruise through the city and i roam street
looking for something that is nice to eat
you better duck when i show up.. the goo goo muck.

i'm the night headhunter looking for some head
well the way a body underneath that head
well I'll get you baby with a little luck
cuz i'm teenage tiger and a goo goo muck
you better duck when i show up.. the goo goo muck

the city is a jungle and i'm a beast
i'm a teenage tiger looking for a feast
i want the most but i'll take the least
cuz i'm a goo goo muck tiger and a teenage beast
you better duck when i show up.. the goo goo muck
well goo goo muck